IGNORANCE IS BLISS

After days of being stuck inside, curled up next to the heater and constantly sipping on hot tea - I've decided enough is enough. My fantasies of warm weather, soaking up the sun and jumping in the sea - are driving me crazy
Sadly however my 'solution' is not to buy a ticket to Fiji

I've decided that my next day off will be spent at the closest swimming/gym establishment near to me

There I intend on spending THE WHOLE DAY jumping from the sauna to the spa, to the sunbed, to the pool - and to do this over and over and over again. Mostly the sun bedding part. (I know right? How tacky.)

But if I can't get the real thing, maybe I'll fake it

Because I am in SERIOUS need of summer, and some Vitamin D!